Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i just google imaged poop.
no you cant smoke seaweed
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
i came on her dog
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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