For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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