I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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