i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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