Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
he had hair everywhere except his balls
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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