does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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