just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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