If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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