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mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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