i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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