I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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