when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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