Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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