dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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