So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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