: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
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