Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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