There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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