I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
