Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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