whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
