Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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