And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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