As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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