have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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