bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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