so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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