This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
