Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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