doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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