I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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