Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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