I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
