god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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