i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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