Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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