we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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