I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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