But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Randomize