I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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