I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
