dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
jump out the window naked night went bad
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