My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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