dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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