Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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