Do you still have your period?
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
