gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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