Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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