It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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