i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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