Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Randomize
