Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
Randomize
