I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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