brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
we're so committed to being not committed
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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