i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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