life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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