I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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