a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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